Period problems got you down?
Is PMS following you around like a gloomy rain cloud?
Are you doubled over in pain and you can’t do much more than reach for the Midol and clutch a hot-water bottle to your abdomen?
Have you called in sick to work or cancelled a fun night out with the girls because your period is too heavy/painful/unbearable?
Have you thought about putting up “Missing” posters around town because your period has gone MIA?
Is your period so irregular that you have no idea when she’s making an appearance or you’re dreading her arrival?